No retainers. No polite fluff.
Pick the fix. Keep the lesson.
Every offer starts with ruthless clarity. Start your roast now, then choose the right comeback when your diagnosis is in.
Start here
Reality Check
$9
A sharp, shareable diagnosis for the business you have now.
- 30-second AI business roast
- Positioning and conversion callouts
- Practical next-fix recommendations
Best next step
Most useful next step
Copy Comeback
$29
Turn a strong idea with weak words into a homepage people understand.
- Everything in Reality Check
- Rewritten headline and core website copy
- Calls to action ready to paste
When the whole thing needs help
Full Glow-Up
$79
Give the offer a clearer face, voice, and visual direction—not just a prettier font.
- Everything in Copy Comeback
- Logo and visual-direction concepts
- Color and typography guidance
The progression
Roast first. Upgrade only if the fix earns it.
01
Submit your site or pitch
02
Get the sharp diagnosis
03
Choose the right comeback
Straight answers