No retainers. No polite fluff.

Pick the fix. Keep the lesson.

Every offer starts with ruthless clarity. Start your roast now, then choose the right comeback when your diagnosis is in.

Start here

Reality Check

$9

A sharp, shareable diagnosis for the business you have now.

  • 30-second AI business roast
  • Positioning and conversion callouts
  • Practical next-fix recommendations
Start with a roast
Best next step

Most useful next step

Copy Comeback

$29

Turn a strong idea with weak words into a homepage people understand.

  • Everything in Reality Check
  • Rewritten headline and core website copy
  • Calls to action ready to paste
Start with a roast

When the whole thing needs help

Full Glow-Up

$79

Give the offer a clearer face, voice, and visual direction—not just a prettier font.

  • Everything in Copy Comeback
  • Logo and visual-direction concepts
  • Color and typography guidance
Start with a roast

The progression

Roast first. Upgrade only if the fix earns it.

  1. 01

    Submit your site or pitch

  2. 02

    Get the sharp diagnosis

  3. 03

    Choose the right comeback

Straight answers

Questions before the emotional damage?